WTF Tuesday Tickles 1st September 2009

*pyros explode*
Scott: Good evening Ladies and Gentleman, this is WTF Tuesday Tickles, this week for the first time outside of Germany.
Bob: Right Scott, tonight we are live from Bournemouth International Centre in Bournemouth, England and our British fans are going to see an interesting show tonight. The Windsor Hall in Bournemouth International Centre is filled with about 14.000 people. And tonight in the ring:

*screen is shown*

Cynthia Storms vs. Alanza Demonica
Bob: I'm very interested to see this match after last weeks confrontation.
Scott: Oh yes, this will be an intense ticklefight.

Jenny Oak vs. Tola Botum
Scott: Another good one. The scary newcomer Jenny, will face Tola Botum one of our best girls, by now
Bob: Let's see who will win this one.

*The Curse by Disturbed is played and Blade enters*
Scott: The other matches are to be seen.. Oh look Bob, it's Blade! I wonder what he's gotta say.
Bob: Maybe some announcements. Let's see...

*Blade is in ring with microphone*
Blade: Goooooooood Evening Bournemouth!!! I'm very glad WTF is hear in Enlgand. Are you glad we're here?
*croud is ecstatic and loud*
Blade: Good! I got a few match announcements to make. The first thing will be a little tournament which will be held. It's a 3 round league tournament for the chance to fight Ashelya Kurayami for her Youngster Championship.
The participants are:

Risa (17)
Eldoris Avel (17)
Kittykat (16) and
Angelique Le Claire (16)

Today we will have round 1 with Risa facing Eldoris and Kittykat facing Angelique!

Also you will see Ashelya in action tonight! After her interview in last weeks Laughter Weekly, where she said that Cole Blackblood is WTF's best in her opinion i decided to let her see it up close *waits a moment, croud is quiet* and put them together as a team in a Tag Team Match *croud gets loud and celebrates Blade*
against two newcomers, Ebony and Ivory!!
But now on to the first fight of the evening.

*Mickie James' Theme is played*
The following fight is a Singles Match. On the way to the ring from Dublin, Ireland... Miss Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiisaaaaaaa!!

*bio*
Name/Age: Miss Lisa (23)
Hometown: Dublin, Ireland
Category: Human
Weakspot: Armpits, Stomach, Feet
Coach: Larcen Tyler

And tonights opponent.... *Fire Burning by Sean Kingston is played* from Chicago, Illinois, USA, welcome to WTF.. Ariaaaaane "Ari" Euuuuuuusebio!!

*bio*
Name/Age: Ariane "Ari" Eusebio (18)
Hometown: Chicago
Category: Anthro/Avian/Phoenix
Weakspot: Everywhere
Coach: Helios Eusebio (RingOfFireXL200)

Scott: Wow, another new girl to WTF! Awesome!
Bob: Yes it is but this sweet young birdie reminds me of someone.
Scott: Well maybe you've seen her while walking backstage.
Bob: Yeah.. maybe..

*7 minutes into the match*
Scott: Miss Lisa has the upperhand and tickled Ariane, who is very ticklish all over, from armpits to toes.
Ariane showed some talent but the more experienced Miss Lisa has over come her until now.
Lisa tickles Ariane's belly with her nails, causing Ariane to laugh loudly.

*in ring*
Ariane: OH MAHAHAHAHAAHAN, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT TIHIHIHICKLES SO MUCH!!!!
Miss Lisa: No mercy for you Ariane, coochie coo *tickles faster*
Ariane: NOHOOHOHOHOH STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!

*after 9 minutes*
Bob: After 2 minutes of mercilessly tickling Ariane's belly and sides, Miss Lisa places herself on her opponent's exhausted body and the referee counts: 1...2....3!! *bell rings*
Scott: MISS LISA WINS!! Great fight and respect to Ariane. She had no chance but gave it all her best until the end.


*2 minutes later backstage, Blade hears someone on the phone*
??: By now nobody has found out it was me who sabotaged the first show.. but....
Blade: What?? *walks round a corner* So it was you... *back to ring*

Scott: Unbelievable!! Bob did you hear that? BLADE FOUND THE ONE WHO DID IT!!
Bob: Yes Scott, that's great news. I'm curious to find out whom it was. Was it really Kira Trayling?
Scott: I don't know! Maybe... I believe it was her!
Bob: I got the feeling she is innocent, but I bet Blade will tell us all. Anyway, let's continue with fight number 2.

It's a Tickle Room match, between the teams of Blackie and Marissa Torres Lamar and their opponents, Arabella Van Ness and Annie getting it on at the bar that's in the foyer, left to the entrance to Windsor Hall.

*after 3 minutes*
Arabella and Annie have pinned down their opponents and tickle their bellies and ribs.
Blackie and Marissa: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!

*after 8 minutes*
Scott: Blackie caught Annie, pushed her to the floor and tickles her socked feet.
Annie: KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT TICKLES!!
Bob: Arabella gets in between and pushes Blackie away, granting Annie a short break.

*after 11 minutes*
Arabella has Marissa and tickles her ribs, using her long, vicious nails, digging them deep into Marissa's ribs, which are her weakspot. Blackie tries to get to her, but Annie holds her tightly.
Marissa: NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO BLACKIE HELP MEHEHEHEHEHEHE!! I CAN' T TAKE ANYMORE!!
*a few seconds later*
Marissa: I GIHIHIHIHIHIVE UP!!

Bob: The referee stops the fight and Arabella and Annie beat Blackie and Marissa!

*a minute later in the ring*

Gary: Now for the third fight of the evening... *Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas is played*
The following fight is a Submission Match for the Youngster Championship Qualification Tournament.
On her way to the ring... a big applause for your fellow british girl... from Basingstoke, England... Kittyyyykaaaaatttttt!!

*bio*
Name/Age: Kittykat (16)
Hometown: Basingstoke, England
Category: Human
Weakspot: Armpits, Feet
Coach: Herself

*Moi Lolita by Alizee is played*
Gary: And the opponent.... accompanied by her Manager Mavran.... from Bordeaux, France... Angelique Leeee Claaaaaaaiiiire!!

Name/Age: Angelique Le Claire (16)
Hometown: Bordeaux, France
Category: Furry/Bunny
Weakspot: Ribs, Paws
Coach: None (Freelancer), Manager: Mavran

Bob: I like the idea of a tournament being held for the chance to face Ashelya Kurayami for her Youngster Championship. This way nobody can complain, as every participant is responsible for her own performances during the tournament.
Scott: True Bob. A win gains 3 points, a draw match gains 1 point for both and a loss gains 0 points.
Bob: I see, then let's get the tournament started!

*after 3 minutes*
*Angelique tickles Kittykat's bare foot*
Angelique: Come on, give up mademoiselle Kittykat! coochie coo!
Kittykat: KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO I WON'T!! *laughs hard*

*after 7 minutes*
Scott: Kittykat started out nervously, but got into the match and is hyped up by the near hometown atmosphere, as her hometown Basingstoke is only a few miles away from Bournemouth.
She has Angelique under total control now and tickles the hell out of her. She has her opponent's paws in her hands and tickles them with a fork she carried in her pocket.

Angelique: IHIHIHIHIHIT'S TOO MUCH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I HAHAHA GIHIHIHIHIVE UP!!
*bell rings, Kitty celebrates jumping onto one of the ring corners* Kitty: YAY!!

Scott: Impressive fight by Kittykat, who nearly destroyed Angelique with her tickles!! 3 points for her!
Bob: Indeed an awesome display of skill and force. Kittykat is my favorited girl for the Tournament win.


*a few minutes later we see Kira and The Sparrow screaming at each other inside the ring, close to attack each other, when Blade enters with another guy*
*The Curse by Disturbed is played as Blade enters*
Bob: It's Blade interrupting them. And he is with our Janitor oneortheother who saved Kira last week!!
Scott: What's he doing here??

Blade: Girls, stop fighting RIGHT NOW!! *as I say that Kira and Sparrow look at me*
All the secrets are revealed and the riddle is solved now! Sparrow, leave Kira alone it wasn't her.

oneortheother: True! During the first show when the lights went out... I was cleaning around the hall and accidently turned off the light switch, which caused the confusion. Also.. a few minutes before, Annie and Taika Oheru couldn't come to their fight, cause they were locked up. Well, this was me too. I thought the room wouldn't be used anymore and locked the door...

Kira: *yelling at Sparrow* I ALWAYS TOLD YOU I'M INNOCENT!! AND YOU TORTURE THE CRAP OUT OF ME LAST WEEK!!
Sparrow: *yelling back* WASN'T ME!!

Blade: True!! *Kira looks at me with a confused expression on her face*
oneortheother heard 3 girls talking about Kira's torture and we all saw 2 bird-like figures doing it last week. After a short investigation I found out that Kira was tortured by the Eusebio Triplets, 3 new girls. We already saw Ariane in the ring tonight. She has two sisters, Molniya and Selene. Those were the girls who tortured you Kira. Sparrow is innocent in this affair. Now shake hands and get out of the ring so we can continue...
*leaves with Janitor oneortheother. Kira and Sparrow tell each other they are sorry and shake hands*


*WTF commercial*
*a girl enters a living room, her sister laying on the couch*
Girl: Jessica, did you eat my cookies?
Jessica: Yeah I did, Mara.
Mara: YOU!! *jumps over the couch and tackles Jessica, tickling her, with Jessica laughing wildly*
Jessica: *laughing* BUT YOU AHAHAHAHAHATE MY SWEEHEHEHEHEHETS!! *tickles Mara back, both girls on the floor laughing, Cole Blackblood enters with Blade, both wearing a WTF shirt*
Blade: Stop it girls or Cole will tickle the hell out of you! *Cole and Blade smile evilly*
Girls: *stop and look at Cole in fear, gulp but then smile and continue*
*close-up to Cole and Blade*
Blade: WTF...
Cole: ...tickles you too!!
*a screen is shown for 2 seconds containing just the WTF logo in the middle, then a short scene showing Blade and Cole again*
Blade: *moves hands towards Cole's ribs*
Cole: Forget it... *glares*

*back in ring*
Bob: After this nice little intermission, we are back for more tickle action and our next fight.

*The Werewolves Of London is played*
Gary: The following match-up is the second fight of the first round for the Youngster Championship Qualification Tournament. On her way to the ring... hailing from Laison, Greece, please welcome, Eldoris Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll!!

Name/Age: Eldoris Avel (17)
Hometown: Laison, Greece
Category: Anthro/Wolf
Weakspot: Everywhere (hyper ticklish)
Coach: Zhane Augustine

*Samurai Heart from AAA is played*
Gary: And her opponent... from Kyoto, Japan.....Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisa!!!

Name: Risa (17)
Hometown: Kyoto, Japan
Category: Human
Weakspot: Feet, Ribs
Coach: featherblade2008

Bob: Kittykat could win her first fight against Angelique Le Claire and gained the first 3 tournament points. Let's see how this one ends.
Scott: Yeah, I'm very excited about the outcome of this match. Both girls are incredibly ticklish. Let's hope for an intense ticklefight.

*after 2 minutes*
Bob: Eldoris has the initiative and tickles Risa's sides like mad, but in this early stage she is not willing to give up.
Risa: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*6 minutes into the fight*
Eldoris: I'll get you for sure! *Eldoris tickles Risa's armpits holding her hands above her head*
Risa: FORGEHEHEHEHEHET IHIHIHIHIT!! I WOHOHOHOHON'T GIVE IN!!

*7 minutes into the fight*
Scott: Risa, escapes Eldoris' hold and pushes her into the ropes, then trips her grabbing her right paw and tickling right away.
Eldoris: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!! IT TICKLES VERY MUCH!!
Risa: Good thing. Give up already! tickle tickle *tickles faster*
Eldoris: NEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEVER!! *kicks Risa with her left paw and breaks the hold*

*after 14 minutes*
Scott: That's a very thrilling match-up so far. Both girls refuse to give in and give away 3 points
Bob: Both girls tickle each others feet or paws mercilessly not giving up.
Both: KYAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*suddenly the bell rings*
Scott: Oh the 15 minutes are over and the bell rings. That means the fight ends in a draw and bot hgirls get 1 point. What great stamina they have. Eldoris has improved very much during the break she had. Her Coach Zhane Augustine did a great job!!
Bob: Indeed he did. Look.. Both girls breath deeply and hug each other. They are rivals in the tournament but have respect for the performance the opponent brought up here.


*4 minutes later*
*Hells Bells By AC/DC is played*
The next match is a Submission Match. Coming down to the ring... from Death Valley.... Jennnnnnnnyyyy Ooooooak!!

Name: Jenny "The Takeress" Oak (21)
Hometown: Death Valley
Category: Human
Weakspot: Everywhere, Just has alot of endurance
Coach: The Undertaker, darkmagic287

Scott: Here is Jenny Oak... Oh my.. look at her, she is big, she is scary and thinking about last week where she dismantled her opponents, I hope she won't kill her opponent inside this ring.
Bob: Don't worry Scott, she won't kill Tola, but she definately is a great force and a tough cookie to crack.

*Habanera is played*
And her opponent.... from Clera Thorn, Vega Lot..... Toooollllaaaa Boooootum!!

Name/Age: Tola Botum (22)
From: Clera Thorn, Vega Lot
Race: Anthro/Fox
Weakspots: Navel, Stomach, Armpits
Coach: Zhane Augustine

*after 3 minutes*
Bob: This is more of a slaughter then a ticklefight. Tola has no chance to even tickle Jenny a little bit and she tickles her on and on. Jenny violently throws Tola to the ring corner!!
Scott: Oh my goodness! Jenny is brutal. She sits down on her opponents back and tickles Tola's ribs with her big hands!
Tola: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *taps out, bell rings*

Bob: This fight is over, the bell rings but Jenny doesn't stop. She keeps tickling on and on and there is no chance for Tola to escape.
Scott: That's horrible!! Anyone get this girl off of Tola!! She is totally crazy!!
Bob: I like her.
*2 minutes later Jenny stops and celebrates herself*
Scott: Look at her Bob, she is pathetic!
Bob: No she is great Scott. Poor Tola, she is totally exhausted and I bet she is happy that it is over now.


*4 minutes later*
*Stricken by Disturbed is played*
Gary: This next contest is a Tag Team match!
The first team... making the way to the ring.. from Hell.... Ivooooooooooryy and her partner Eeeeeeeeebony

*bios*
Name/Age: Ebony (looks 24)
Hometown: Hell
Category: Demonic Human
Weakspot: Soles, Ribs, Toes, and Navel
Coach: Flame, The Devil, darkmagic287

Name/Age: Ivory (18)
Hometown: Hell
Category: Demonic Human
Weakspot: Everywhere
Coach: Ebony

Scott: Oh my, it get's darker and darker in WTF Bob. Can't there be more sweet nice girls, rather then such dark and scary ones.
Bob: I like this way, but I agree we got alot dark looking girls, but they are sexy! Blade definately has a good taste. More other girls would be nice though.

*Haunted by Evanescence is played*
Gary: Here is one part of their opponents....from the Demon Realm... The WTF Youngster Champion Ashelya Kuuuuuuraaaaayaaaamiiii!!!

Name: Ashelya Kurayami (18)
Hometown: Demon Realm
Category: Anthro/Wolf
Weakspot: Ribs, Feet
Coach: LycanthropASH

*after some time music stops and Angel of Darkness by Alex C. feat. Yasmin K. is played*
Gary: And her partner.... from Vampira, Cooooolllllleeee Blllllaaaacccckkkkbloooooood!!!

Name: Cole Blackblood (17)
Hometown: Vampira
Category: Human/Vampire
Weakspot: Tummy/Ribs
Coach: gaarasgirl999

Bob: This promises to become a very nice fight. I hope my expectations are not disappointed.
Scott: Sure they won't Bob. This is WTF!
Bob: True Scott. Let's watch this.

*after 5 minutes*
Bob: Unbelievable performance by Cole and Ashelya. Cole is way too fast for Ivory and Ebony and Ashelya comes flying from the top of the corner or the top rope causing them problems too.

*after 8 minutes*
Scott: Cole has Ebony on the ground using an electric toothbrush on her very sensitive toes.
Ebony: *taps out* I CAHAHAHAHAN'T TAKE MORE!! *bell rings*
*Cole and Ashelya celebrate together*

Bob: Awesome match Scott. Ashelya and Cole had their opponents under total control and gave them not even a small chance to prove themselves.
Scott: Right, this battle was already decided, when it just started.


*WTF commercial*
*2 girls sit in a cafe, one grabs her wallet. a waitress stands in the background, back turned to them*
??: I pay, Maria. *the other grabs her wallet too*
Maria: No Clarissa, I pay.
Clarissa: No, I do! *both girls begin to tickle each other*
Both: *laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*waitress turns around and walks up to table. it's Kira wearing waitress clothes with a small WTF logo*
Kira: Any problems? *looks at them, they stop*
Both: *shake head* no...
Kira: *grins slightly and tickles both girls' sides*
Both: OK OK WE PAHAHAHAHAY TOGETHER!!
Kira: Gotcha *smiles than is shown up close* WTF, it pays to watch!!
*screen with WTF logo is shown for 3 seconds then Kira walks to a table, with someone holding a Laughter Weekly*
Kira: What would you like?
*puts down magazine. It's Blade smiling, picking up a few feathers *
Blade: A few tickles, please.


Bob: We are back live for the Main Event!

*in ring*
*Dragula by Rob Zombie is played*
Gary: Ladies and Gentleman. It's the Main Event of the evening and it's a submission match.
On the way to the ring... from The Underground.... Cynthia Stooooooooooooooooorms!!!

Name/Age: Cynthia Storms (20)
Hometown: The Underground
Category: Human
Weakspot: Sides, Ribs
Coach: None (Freelancer)

*The Pretender by Foo Fighters is played*
Gary: And her opponent... from the Abandoned Gym... Alanzaaaaaaaa Deeeeeemoooonnniiiiicccaaaaa!!

Name/Age: Alanza Demonica (21)
Hometown: Abandoned gym
Category: Human/Anthro
Weakspot: Toes, Tummy, back, underarms, ribs.
Coach: Shem Ling

*after 27 minutes*
Scott: It's a very intense match, Bob!! Unbelievably thrilling fight so far and both girls tickle the crap out of each other.
Bob: True but now Alanza pins Cynthia down and tickles her sides wildly, causing the exhausted Cynthia to finally tap out....
Scott: Awesome match!! Alanza celebrates her well-deserved victory, while Cynthia is on the floor.

Bob: As we see Alanza celebrate her victory, it's time for us to say goodbye for this week. Good night everyone.
Scott: Good night and see you next week!!