WTF Lessons In Laughter

*explosions from the pyros*
Scott: Gooooooood evening Ladies and Gentleman!! Welcome to the first ever WTF Pay-per-view:
Lessons In Laughter, live from Munich, Germany. I am very excited to see what kind of show awaits us tonight.
Bob: Good evening everyone! Yes Scott, it's the first Pay-per-view ever and I'm also very excited, but during his Press Conference, held on Saturday, WTF Owner Blade promised a great show and I hope he wasn't lying.
Scott: I'm sure he wasn't Bob, but let's see. I can't wait for the show to begin...

*The Curse by Disturbed is played and Blade enters*
Scott: Oh it's Blade!! I wonder what he's going to say.

*Blade walks to ring, enters and waits for the music to stop then grabs starts talking*
Blade: Good evening everyone. This is our first PPV show and I am very proud and happy that the WTF got that popular in this short time. Like with every new thing, even in WTF there are some mistakes or other unfortunate events happening, like this weeks Tuesday Tickles that had to be cancelled. Once again I wanna say that I am sorry for cancelling. The other thing is that I promise you a great show with lots of special matches and title fights. Here is a small preview:
*on the big screen*
Anthro Championship Match: Submission Match: Blackie vs. The Sparrow
Endurance Test: 30 Minute Submission Match: Tola Botum vs. Kira Trayling
Tag Team Championship: Feather Cage Match: Taika & Annie vs. Arabella & Eldoris


So please enjoy and let me tell you about the first match. It will be a Battle Royal Tickle Fight for the Youngster Title for everyone being 18 or younger.
*The participants come walking down the aisle and enter the ring*
The following girls are going to take part in the Battle Royal:
Sara (18)
Risa (17)
Tanya (18)
The Sparrow (18)
Taika Oheru (18)
Angelique Le Claire (16)
Cole Blackblood (17)
Kira Trayling (18)
Lola (17)
Ashelya Kurayami (18)

So let it start!!

Scott: Wow, what a nice selection of girls for the Battle Royal. Let's see who will get the gold. My guess is that Kira Trayling will win the match what do you think?
Bob: I got the feeling that Cole Blackblood will win the battle. She seems unbeatable though it means nothing, cause whomever gets thrown over the top rope is out of the fight.

*after 4 minutes*
Scott: Angelique grabs Tanya's arm and swings her towards the ropes.... TANYA HITS COLE BLACKBLOOD AND BOTH ARE FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ARE ELIMINATED!!
Bob: Look Scott, Cole seems to be very angry. She glares at Angelique. If looks could kill...
Scott: Then Angelique wouldn't live on for very long i think... 8 girls left
*after 10 minutes*
Scott: Taika and Lola fight and tickle each other near the ropes... The Sparrow comes to them running and pushes them both... AND THEY FALL!! The next 2 are out. 6 girls left..
Bob: Sparrow celebrates herself but she should be careful...
Scott: AND KIRA COMES FLYING AND KNOCKS SPARROW AND HERSELF OUT OF THE RING!!
4 girls left!!
*after 17 minutes*
Bob: This is a very interesting fight with many nice tickles and the girls look worn out. Angelique runs from the left side of the ring down to the right side where Ashelya is recovering from the many tickle attacks she's got so far.
Scott: Oh yes, she really got it hard. Mostly after her shoes and socks were removed by Sara and Risa. Angelique jumps like Kira did a few minutes before... BUT ASHELYA DODGES AND ANGELIQUE FALLS OUT!!
*after 21 minutes*
Scott: Risa and Sara sit on the ring corner and tickle each other to cause the opponent to fall. Wow what a battle.. Unseen by them Ashelya is getting close to them... SHE PUSHES THEM AND RISA AND SARA BOTH FALL DOWN!! *bell rings*
Gary: Winner of the match and new WTF Youngster Champion Ashelya Kuuuuuuraaaaayaaaamiiii!!!
*Ashelya celebrates with the title belt around her waist*
Bob: What an awesome match with Ashelya winning it and the Youngster Title Belt. Congratulations Ashelya!


*after 6 minutes the next fight is about to start, Blade is in the ring*
Blade: Ladies and Gentleman, the next fight is a Rib Rib Hooray Match. Here are the contestants, Cole Blackblood and Cynthia Storms. *both are tied to a wall with 2 holes next to both sides of the ribs*
The rules are simple. Both girls will get tickled by some hands which will be put through the holes in the wall. The tickling continues without a break until one of the girls clearly screams: I GIVE UP!
Now have fun and enjoy the tickles.

*after 2 minutes the girls show no sign of giving in*
Cole: AHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT ALL?
Cynthia: *tries to fight it* NNNNGGGGHHHHHHH *fights her laughter*

*after 5 minutes the girls are laughing hard*
Cynthia: KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NOOOO IT'S TOO MUCH!!
Cole: IYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S BECOMING HAHAHAHAH VERY MUCH!!

*after 10 minutes the girls are crying with laughter*
Cynthia: PLEASE STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP I CAHAHAHAHANT TAKE ANYMORE!!
Cole: HEHEHEHEHEHEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO MORE!!

*after 12 minutes*
Cole: CAN'T TAKE MORE!! PLEASE STOP!! I GIVE UP!!!

Blade: Ok stop the tickling!! Cole just gave up!! *the tickling stops* Did you LOVE THIS!! *the audience screams loud* GOOD!! *Cynthia is untied, Cole remains tied up* You liked it soo much and as thanks the winner now gets to tickle the losers ribs for the amount of time the match lasted which is 12 minutes and 24 seconds. Have fun Cynthia.

Cynthia: Oh I will, thanks Blade!! Soooo Cole.. payback time...
Cole: *panting heavily* Do your worst...

Scott: That was amazing!! High Level Entertainment i'd say.

*commercial*
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*Backstage*
Greg: This is Greg Furzer, Backstage with Annie on the microphone. Annie, an important match lies in front of you, in this big show... Are you nervous?
Annie: well, it's natural to be nervous. Yeah, I am...a bit. But what good is it to be nervous? It will just end up making me mess up in some way.
Greg: Well that's a good question that only the fight can answer I think. Your partner Taika is on her way here , do you think her match from before is a disadvantage to you?
Annie: *shakes head* nope.
Greg: Ok, then thanks for the interview and good luck for your following match
Annie: Anytime. And thanks. *shakes hand*

*3 minutes later Love Yourself by Julianne Hough is played*
Gary: The following fight is a Tag Team Submission Match for the WTF Tag Team Championship
Making there way to the ring... from
Copenhagen, Denmark Arabella "The Eagle" Van Neeeeeesssssss!! And her partner, hailing from Laison, Greece, Eldoris Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll!!

Name/Age: Arabella "The Eagle" Van Ness (23)
Hometown: Copenhagen, Denmark
Category: Human
Weakspot: Toes, Feet, Navel, Back, Stomach, Ribs
Coach: Zhane Augustine

Name/Age: Eldoris Avel (17)
Hometown: Laison, Greece
Category: Anthro/Wolf
Weakspot: Everywhere (hyper ticklish)
Coach: Zhane Augustine

*music stops as they enter the ring and Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cindy Lauper is played*
And this are there opponents... both hailing from San Francisco, California, USA... The team of... Taikaaaaaaa Oheeeeeeeerrrruuuuuuu!!! And her partner... Annieeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Name/Age: Taika Oheru (18)
Hometown: San Francisco, USA
Category: Human/Cat
Weakspot: Ribs, Hips, Under the toes
Coach: Icequeen4657 (Annie)

Name: Annie (16)
Hometown: San Francisco, USA
Category: Human
Weakspot: Ribs, Hips, Feet
Coach: Icequeen4657 (Herself)

Scott: This will be very interesting I think.
Bob: Oh yes, I can't wait for it to start.

*21 minutes into the fight*
Scott: Unbelieveable for how long this fight already goes on but I guess it's due to Arabella saving Eldoris from all trouble and tickles to prevent her from giving up. Eldoris falls out of the ring together with Taika and the 2 girls tickle each other outside while Annie and Arabella remain inside the ring.
Bob: Oh Arabella reaches out her hand to Annie's sides but she tuns away and swipes Arabella off her feet and tickles her soles and toes.

Arabella: NOHOHOHOHOHOHO PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHASE!! STAHAHAHAHAP!!
Annie: *smiles evilly* Not until you give up!! *tickles harder and faster*
Arabella: KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T TAKE IT!!
Annie: Aww poor girl, coochie coochie coo Arabella *tickles ever harder*
Arabella: NO STOP!! NO MORE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *taps out and the bell rings*
Scott: OH MY GOODNESS!! ANNIE TICKLES ARABELLA TO SUBMISSION AND EARNS THE WIN AND TITLE BELTS FOR HER TEAM!!
*Annie and Taika celebrate*

*A video about Alanza Demonica is played*
Male Voice: *while scenes and pictures of Alanza are shown* The skills and determination of a human and the instinct and swiftness of an animal all together in one... Alanza Demonica *a text appears*
Next week on WTF!!

*2 minutes later, We Will Rock You from Queen is played*
Gary: The second match is scheduled as a submission match and it is for the WTF Anthro Championship. On the way to the ring... from Inugami Village, Japan.... Bllllllaaaaccckiiiieee!!!

Name/Age: Blackie (19)
From: Inugami Village, Japan
Race: Human/Fox Hybrid
Weakspots: Toes, Bellybutton
Coach: Phuram

Scott: I am very interested in seeing how Blackie will do. She lost her first 2 matches though she put up good fights. Should be nice to see that.

And the opponent... *Last Resort by Papa Roach is played* from Manchester, England.... The Sparroooooooooooowwww!!

Bob: Wow that is a nice encounter. This will be very exciting.

*after 12 minutes*
Scott: Oh my goodness, 12 minutes have passed and both girls haven't given up yet. Referee TickleWizard is knocked down after Sparrow hit him with her wing...
Bob: It was a hard hit *replay is shown* Looks like TickleWizard is going to wake up. He moves..

Sparrow: Enough play now i will get you... *tackles Blackie and tickles her toes*
Blackie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH STOP!! HAHAHAHA I GIVE UP!!

Scott: Blackie gives up the fight must be over!!
Bob: It can't be ended now!! TickleWizard has not fully recovered yet.
*Kira appears from out of the crowd, runs into the ring and knocks Sparrow out with a chair*
Blackie: *confused* thank you..
Kira: I didn't do it for you... *looks at Sparrow* whatever.. *leaves ring*
TickleWizard: Uh... my head... *looks at Blackie then at Sparrow*
Blackie: Um... she blacked out when i tickled her..
TickleWIzard: Well.. *checks Sparrow* SPARROW HAS PASSED OUT, STOP THE FIGHT!! *bell rings*

Scott: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! IT'S OVER!! OH MY GOODNESS!! Blackie wins the fight and the championship, thanks to Kira Trayling!!!
Bob: Wow what a smart move! Kira really annoys Sparrow and ruins her evening and does that with passion and the greatest enjoyment.
Scott: Yes Bob she does and she can stay i the ring cause her match is next...
Bob: Oh my.. Sparrow gets carried out

*2 minutes later, Habanera is played*
Gary: The following match-up is a 30 Minutes Irongirl Submission Match and it's for the WTF Ultimate Champion Title.
On her way to the ring.... from Clera Thorn, Vega Lot..... Toooollllaaaa Boooootum!!

Name/Age: Tola Botum (22)
From: Clera Thorn, Vega Lot
Race: Anthro/Fox
Weakspots: Navel, Stomach, Armpits
Coach: Zhane Augustine

Bob: What a great Main Event for tonights show I think!! I'm nearly exploding in excitement.
Scott: Me too Bob, me too.

*after 29 minutes, Score still 0:0*
Bob: Unbelieveable fight by both girls. They tickle each other nearly without any breaks but none of them is thinking about taping out yet and there is only 1 minute left in the match. Both girls look at each other breathing deep, watching the opponents every move, determined to win the fight and the Title Belt.
Scott: True Bob this is an awesome Main Event! Kira and Tola get ready... and they rush towards each other, reaching out their hands for a final tickle attack on the other. *Kira and Tola crash into each other and fall to the ground* OHHH THEY CRASHED AND ARE KNOCKED DOWN!! Only 45 seconds left in the match...
*25 seconds later*
Scott: LOOK BOB!! KIRA IS STANDING UP A LITTLE DIZZY THOUGH!! Tola is still on the floor and Head Referee TickleWizard checks up with her. 10 seconds left. TickleWizard raises Tola's arm the second time and it falls again.
*5 seconds left*
Tola's hand is raised a third time and FALLS AGAIN!! TickleWizard lets the bell ring and it's 1:0 for Kira Trayling. 2..1... 0!!! The fight is over!! KIRA TRAYLING WINS THE 30 MINUTE FIGHT 5 SECONDS BEFORE THE END AND IS THE FIRST EVER WTF ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!
Bob: It couldn't have been better!! Kira celebrates. Both girls had deserved it though.
Scott: OH LOOK BOB!! SPARROW COMES RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE!! She must be very aggressive after what Kira did to her tonight. Kira notices her and runs away fighting her way through the crowd and outside the hall.
*camera switches to the hallway, Kira runs along Sparrow following her to the parking lot*
Bob: Sparrow gets closer but Kira reaches her car and drives off quickly before Sparrow can get her.
Sparrow: YOU F**KING *beep* LITTLE B**CH!! *beep* IM GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!! I WILL FIND YOU!! *stands on parking lot *

Bob: Well Scott, what an amazing end to the show. I can't wait for next Tuesday to see how this continues. Ladies and Gentleman, I am Bob Tickle and say good night.
Scott: And I am Scott Featherton, good night!